Badass Demotivational Poster
CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.
TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.
I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...
WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass
VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -
TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.
I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass
TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.
BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture
Bonnets are Badass -
OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you
BRUCE LEE -
CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.
PARAPHRASING - "Carry on with your protest, we'll stay out of the way if you don't hurt us"
A SKELETON RACER - wearing an Angry Beaver helmet named Pain I'm calling my bookie right now
RULE #1 - when you're trying to be badass ...get a better background
BADASS. - Your doing it wrong.
NAVY - Aims for the stars -
EPIC BADASS - BECAUSE TO HAVE PLAYED THE ROLE OF HANNIBAL WASN'T ENOUGH
LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town
AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired
BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome smashing a picture.
OBAMA - Man of Action!!!!!
ABRAHAM WHISTLER -
Gritty Badass Reboots. -