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Badass Demotivational Poster

CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.

TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.

TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.

TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.

TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.

I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...

TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!

WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm

TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.


TAGS: lemat revolver badass sh**gun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.

I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass

TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.


TAGS: badass baby
Rating: 3.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:56 pm
That's the face I make when I taste a bad nipple too. 4/5 Good job

BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture

Bonnets are Badass -

TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.

TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm

PARAPHRASING - "Carry on with your protest, we'll stay out of the way if you don't hurt us"

A SKELETON RACER - wearing an Angry Beaver helmet named Pain I'm calling my bookie right now

TAGS: pretty badass
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
Great, as always, gil.

RULE #1 - when you're trying to be badass ...get a better background

TAGS: badass
Rating: 3.21/5

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BADASS. - Your doing it wrong.

TAGS: badasswrong
Rating: 1.57/5

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Snipers -

TAGS: not as badass as you might like to think
Rating: 1.5/5

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redc1c4 - February 20, 2009, 4:49 am
i know and love snipers, but it's doubtful they would talk to CNN. (Of course, they would never talk to Snopes either. %-)
TYTY - November 9, 2008, 10:52 pm
God I love Snopes

NAVY - Aims for the stars -

Excuses -

TAGS: my grandma is a true badass
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
Delightful! 5L Moti.
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:38 am
5 crunches...



LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town

AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired

TAGS: american ninja chuck norris michael dudikoff steven seagal vin diesel badass
Rating: 2.28/5

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Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 4:07 am
Hey, I used to like this film as a kid ) other parts sucks though
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:09 am
"The deadliest art of orient is now in hands of an american" oww come on! whats next? "lets give a nuke to a chimp!"? oh wait, they did it already.... i hope this president will be better... maybe a baboon...
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:19 am
Man, how do people get away with making movies this bad?

BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome smashing a picture.

OBAMA - Man of Action!!!!!

TAGS: obama action man awesome badass
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - April 17, 2009, 12:54 am
Uncalled for comment by an a**hole! Never advocate for the death of a US President you POS!
.. - April 16, 2009, 6:41 pm
wide open sh**!



TAGS: blade whistler meme funny badass
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2015, 11:53 pm
ha - and then the buzz wore off and it was more of a can of creamed corn :)
Greeny - November 20, 2015, 8:14 pm
heh - I had a cordless phone looked much like that one, operated on a CB band & had a several mile range; only it was more of a cream color

Gritty Badass Reboots. -